Volumetric Shit Compressor

Volumetric Shit Compressor is a thought in Disco Elysium.

Description

Problem

Your shit is *apart*, and it's rather unbecoming of a cop and a human being. It's supposed to be the opposite of that: *together*. Compressed in a small area. To achieve a solid level of shit-compression, squeeze your butt-cheeks together for 30 minutes. Do something similar with the two hemispheres of your brain. Talk to people, maybe that will help.

Solution

Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's shit has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of shit-togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the shit-singularity lasts.

Effects

Requires 30m research time

• Research:
  • None
• Completion
  • All Endurance White Checks unlocked
  • Learning cap for Endurance raised to 4

Location

• Throw up twice while looking at the Hanging Corpse and want to quit Police work.